River of Darkness (2011)

Okay not quite my usual thing, but I saw this in a supermarket on holiday and just had to buy it. Only just released (in fact the US release is not until the end of the month) this is one of a swathe of films coming out at present featuring Professional Wrestlers, although this one features TNA star Kurt Angle – unfortunately the script is even less ambitious than Angle’s acting and what might have been a fun tribute to 1980s horrors becomes just another generic and instantly forgettable slasher film.

Avoid it while you can – River of Darkness

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